The Star is so Goooooood Loooooking.

Have you checked out the new look Toronto Star yet?
Not bad, not bad.
They've narrowed the size and done something to the type and font and I must say it looks good.
I'd like to write for The Star but they already have funny man Lynwood Barclay. I would love his job.
Jot down a few tid-bits about this and that, slap it together 3-4 times a week and your making a living.
Kinda what I do with this blog only for money and lots of it.

Anyway I like what they've done even though a lot of their politics is a little Lefty. Okay a lot Lefty. But that's cool, it's still the best paper in the city with the best writers and the biggest circulation by a ton.

One of the new sections is called Living and Entertainment and today it had a little piece about the Daily Rituals of the Average Canadian.
What time we wake up/go to bed, make with the sexy, when we shower, brush our teeth ect.
Kind of interesting.
I thought it might be revealing for you HHDotCom readers to see what my daily rituals have become now that I am no longer employed.

HHDotCOM-Guys Daily Rituals.

7:00 am: Wake up after long night of Tossing and Turning and Fretting.
7:10 am: Call to dog for early morning scratching/licking/biting session. Also say hi to wife and kids.
8:00 am: Read paper, drink coffee, eat breakfast, make business. Not at same time.
8:30 am: Attempt Sudoku.
8:45 am: Throw out Sudoku in frustration.
9-11 am: Update Hi-freakin-Larious HHDotCom.
11-1 pm: Drive downtown to score Meth.
1-3:30: Wander around in Meth-enduced haze.
4:00 pm: Children come home from school-wonder why Daddy's "napping."
6:00 pm: Check HHdotCom Stats. Cry. Open wine.
7-10 pm: Watch TV, ponder aimless existence, put children to bed.
10:00pm:Go to bed, Toss, Turn, and Fret until morning.

Repeat.