This. That. And the Other.

I'm still in shock. Melinda Doolittle is off American Idol. Squeeze me? Jordin, yes. Blake? WTF!
I can't believe that MD won't be part of the final.
She was by far the most consistent and will no doubt have a great career.
What did her in?
Two things.
Her planet-sized head, and the little girls think Blake is hot. My daughters told me that and yes when they did it made me uncomfortable.

Here's something that will have absolutely no effect on my life. The Tony Award nominations have been announced.
Here's something else. Giant chunks of marble flying off the BMO office tower. I haven't been downtown much lately and in fact only go into the city now to score my Meth.

It was reported recently that Scientists have found that people who eat less live longer. Really?
They say that if you run your machine at near starvation levels you could live up to 40% more.
Thats' great, I'll live to be a hundred but I'll be hungry all the time.
That sounds like fun.
We'll end up with a population of old, scrawny, cranky people all whining about how hungry they are. Super.

Finally I came up with a great idea for a cooking show. My wife and I go around the world to all these exotic places, and while she is learning to cook the local food, I have sex with different women in all the villages. Then at the end of each show, she shows me what dishes she's learned to prepare and I introduce her to my latest village-girl hook-up.
I haven't run it by Randee yet so I'm not sure how she'll react.(Yeah right.)
It could be called Cook and Screw around The World, or something cool like that. I'll let you know what she thinks of it.