Thom sent me this and It's not Bad.

My buddy Thom Roberts a big shot at DHL sends me this stuff all the time.
Some of it has to do with Boobs and things.
Some of it makes me laugh.
This is one of the latter.
And as many of you know I enjoy it when the content flows this a way.
Thanks TR.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowners wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's
in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you,
too!"