(How cool are we?)
I actually fell asleep watching golf yesterday.
A) Because I'm nearly 60.
B) My mother-in-law was on the couch beside me and she's just so cozy.
C) I and everyone else knew Tiger was going to win.
Others have complained that he's bad for the sport because the outcome is a forgone conclusion.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that the Watchcover-e-yah championship or whatever it's called was not a big enough tournament to get me all jazzed up to watch TW mop the field.
Fact is I didn't turn the thing on until Sunday afternoon and I let my wife talk me into letting her mother come and watch it. Her analysis. "I never liked Vijah, I don't know why!'
Great. It's come to this.
Tiger won because on a tough course if he makes an eagle and a bunch of birdies in the last round he can't lose. He tried believe me, but it's not in the cards.
I nodded off after he got to 5 under on the back 9, woke up to see him three putt, dozed through another birdie and then came to as he played 18 the way you play the last hole if you have a 2 shot lead.
Even CBS sounded a bit bored.
"...and Tiger Woods is the 2007 Watchamacallit Champion. Okay, now we can all go get some dinner!"
Tiger Notes
2007 season.
6 starts-3 wins, 5 top tens.
Money List leader.
Fed Ex Cup leader.
Winner of 9 of his last 12 PGA tour starts dating back to 06.
Still to come. Birth of the Tiger Baby.
Category: Tiger
