Many of you know my friend David White.
We fly together and very often laugh our heads off like little girls.
Here's Dave now.
Hi Dave.
Hmm. This is strange, Dave's not saying anything, this isn't like him. Normally he's a Chatty Cathy.
Dave is very smart.
Dave's brain is the size of a Port-a-Potty.
Maybe Dave's all quiet cause IT'S DAVE'S BIRTHDAY AND TODAY HE'S VERY OLD.
Happy Birthday Dave.
Here's some sobering information. Dave is 43. Way into middle age.
When Dave was born all the way back in 1964 people gave smokes to babies.
The Indianapolis winner, A.J.Foyt won going 147 MPH. Dave's Mini goes faster.
Movies cost $1.25, gas was 30 cents a gallon and the average income was $6 grand a year.
6 grand! Dave has more than that in his pockets right now!
Times have changed Birthday Boy but one thing is constant. Today's your Birthday and you are a very old man.
Enjoy.
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Comments
Happy Birthday Dave, mine is on Sunday and I will be joining your age group. What we need to keep in mind is; We are much much younger then our fearless friend so let him pick on us cause he'll be needing Depends way before we will :) ~ Enjoy your day!
Posted by: SoccerMom | June 6, 2007 / 10:42
Happy Birthday Dave. You Young son of a.... 43 IS NOT OLD. If it was I would be old and I am NOT old and I'm 44 almost 45. I am YOUNG Dammit.
Posted by: james edgar | June 6, 2007 / 14:06