Finally some more HHDotCom FaQ's.

It's been a while since I've done some FAQ's and I thought I'd bring you new HHDotCom peeps up to speed.
All the big sites have a section where you can go to get answers to the most common questions of that sites users.
Here's how the bit began.
The rest are in the archives under FAQ's.(Really? Wow, who'd of thunk it.)

So here once again some HHDotCom Frequently Asked Questions.

How are you? Why, what have you heard.
Are you any closer to a job? Yes and no. Yes my wife might be getting one, me, not so much.
Are you enjoying your time off? Yes I like cleaning the pool and doing the Sudoku. I've finally found my calling.
How come your so sarcastic? How come you ask so many questions?
I'm just doing my job. Really "I'm just doing my job!". At least you have one.
Do you need a minute? No. I'm fine. Do you have a tissue.
What time do you get up now? Usually around 7 or not at all.
What time do you go to bed. Usually around 11 then I wake up at my old time of 3:15 and just whimper myself back to sleep.
You've been out of work nearly a year do you miss being on the Radio. I used to be on the Radio?
Yes, for many years, don't you remember? I remember something vaguely about fart jokes and giving out the weather but that's about it.
What will you do now? Uh I'm going to take a shower and change my under-pants.
No I mean for a living? You mean I don't get paid to take a shower and change my under-pants?
Any prospects? Yes, I'm hoping to catch on with Baskin and Robbins before the Summers' over and then I'll go on unemployment.