Dateline Toronto.
Media peon, Humble Howard announced today that he has been authorized to make a bid for BCE and will throw his beanie into the ring alongside Telus.
Vice-President Randee Rosenthal, said "Why are you bothering me" when HH asked if he could buy Telus.
Insiders see this as the perfect synergistic situation and could save Canadians thousands of dollars in the coming years.
Actually insiders said, "Who is Humble Howard?"
Other insiders said, "I think it's that guy that used to work with the sock-puppet."
While another insider remarked, "How did he get our number?'
Still Humble Entertainment made a bid of 1600 dollars to buy BCE and hopes to be considered alongside Telus's multi-billion dollar offer.
Humble Entertainment stock was unchanged after this announcement. In fact it may have actually gone down on rumors that CEO Howard Glassman is "losing it" and might have to step down after this years AGM if Q-4 numbers don't increase.(Whatever that means.)
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Posted by: Toronto Mike | June 22, 2007 / 13:18
One of my favourite posts, funny.
Posted by: Jason @ Get Your OJ | June 23, 2007 / 10:22