Pilot Humour. Ha Ha.

My pal Bernie Marcotte sent me this. He's not a pilot but he loves to fly and often will send me stuff like this.
For reference here's a C-130

Here is an F-16

A C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up
next to him.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly
wentinto a barrel roll followed by a steep climb! He then finished with
a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, now watch this!"

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130
pilot came back on and said , "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to
the back, took a piss , then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll!"

(Hah! that's a good one. You see the F-16 guy was all " what can you do" and the C-130 dude was like "Yeah, well watch me..." and well if I have to explain it....)