Soccer, Tucker and Steely Dan.

My dogs face smells like ass. Seriously. Could it be because he licks his private areas nearly every waking minute?
I think so.
He wakes up and immediately goes to work on his doggy dink and sphincty area and then its' lick, lick lick until bedtime. Not to mention slipper-humping which just produces more self-licky.
One of my girls asked if it was true that dogs tongues are cleaner than ours. I said no, but his ass surely must be cause he never stops licking it.

My buddy Stinky's company is having a shindig Saturday night and we've been invited. I mention this only cause the band is Pretzel Logic, the premier Steely Dan cover band on the planet.
I'm totally pyched.
I've seen these guys and they're awesome.
Stinky and I will be singing along with every song while our chicks do what they normally do around us. Roll they're eyes and tell us to grow up.

Finally, Charlie is in a soccer tournament this weekend and she could play up to 5 games.
5 games in two days and I can't wait.
There was a time when she was younger that I'd rather have my nuts boiled in oil than watch 5 soccer games but now I love it.
At this level the girls all know what they're doing and it's very exciting.
Charlie keeps asking if we can bring Tucker the Dog with us to a game. I would if he could stop
chewing on his junk for more than a minute.

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Comments

The problem is, if you take the dog to a soccer game, the girls will all "ooh" and "ahh" over him and their minds will not be on what they are doingn which is playing soccer, and they WILL LOSE THE GAME!

Take Tucker to a practice instead.