And now a page from Tucker's Diary.

Hi Tucker here. Yes that's me giving one of my "Bitches" the business. Yeah and business is good.
I've decided to liven up the pages of HhDotcom with a little Canine comedy from time to time and give my owner a break.
Here goes.

Tucker's Diary.

7:30am. Woke up with a raging boner, stretched and ran upstairs to see my humans.
7:31am. Frollick on bed with little girl owners and older women owner. Ignore man-owner until he feeds me. (Oh yeah lick my dinky and sphincty areas vigorously and repeatedly. Wonder why man-owner doesn't let me lick his face.)
7:45am. Outside for poops and pees and then back in for some food. Sit on man-owners newspaper, get ready for nap.
8:00am. Nap in cage.
8:45am. Nap on couch.
9:33am.Stretch, lick privates, yawn, resume napping.
10 am. Find slippers, toss around and then hump them like there's no tomorrow.
10:15 till bedtime. Nap some, eat some, lick some and look out the window.

Well that's about all I have time for today. Learning to use this computer has taken a lot out of me so I'd-------
Hey what was that? Was that my girl-owners coming home from swimming? Gotta go get all excited and jump up and lick them.
Followed of course by a nap.