I'm back and I'm reading Harrry Potter.

Hey Hhdotcom peeps, what up?
I've been on the road for the last 9 days or so and I'm sorry about the absence of drivel. I think we all needed a break.
I'll explain a little more about where and how but first things first.

As soon as I got back Charlie immediately made me start reading the latest Harry Potter book.
She and I have been reading them together since she was 5 or 6 and now she burns through them on her own.
Well she was beside herself when I arrived and made me start reading at once.
Unbelievable. This JK Rowlings knows a thing or two about getting you to turn a page.

In Deathly Hallows, Dumbeldore is dead, Mad Eye gets killed, the Death Eaters are everywhere, the Ministry has fallen, Ron and Hermione are horny for each other, Harry is horny for Ron's sister and Voldemort is still a prick...and I'm only halfway through!
No wonder JK has made a sweet half billion.

Dear Miss Rowlings,
I am a 47 year old boy who loves your stories, would you please adopt me?
I will service your cauldron and let you touch my wand.
It's not just about the money.
Okay it is but it's also about learning and growing together.
Allright it's mostly about the money.
Your's sincerely,
Howie Potter.