Holister, Abercrombie, American Eagle.

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For reasons I have discussed earlier (I'm a big Dad-Suck) my daughters convinced me to take them to Sherway Gardens Mall yesterday.
Wow.
I don't know if you non Dad-Sucks know about this but these three stores(Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle) are part of some weird cult that wants you to have their name on everything you wear.

They are dark, noisy, hot, places, that are filled with tweens and teens trying on 34 dollar halter's.
I sat and read the paper.
I sat and read a magazine.
I sat and waited and got all whoozy.
My Daughters loved it. They stood in line at Hollister for more than half an hour to pay!
I nodded off.
At one point I had to call my wife to see if a top was "well-priced" and to make sure my 9 year old wasn't trying to hose me.


In the end it was a great Daddy-Daughter outing and that's all that mattered. We hung out, had some frothy drinks and cookies and then went home.
The girls thought I did well for my first time.
Daddy had to have a lay down.

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