Chicks Rule(s) and Why?

Yeah,yeah Chicks Rule. Guys have known this since we popped our first boner. It's true.
Men are a simple lot and have only a few basic needs. One of them involves our pee pees, so whatever facilitates anything to do with that rules us.
Even guys that say they don't get pushed around by any women are lying.
Happy wife, happy life. I didn't invent that, it's true.
My happiness-formula is easy. Food, booze, golf, flying, watching golf, talking about flying.

I'm not stating anything new but I was reminded this morning that my wife operates under a whole different set of life-criteria than I do. Forget the organic food, coupons, the clothes, the creams, the complex friendships, the mother-in-law, the need to clean up, the time it takes to get ready, always being late and the thrashing of every vehicle she's ever owned...today I found out I'm not supposed to go poo in our downstairs bathroom.
Squeeze me? Did you guys know that?
She told me that I should go up stairs so I don't stink up the whole house. Further more, she says, there isn't a wife out there that would let their husbands go doody in the powder room.
Really? How come I'm just finding this out now? Also why do we call it a "Powder room?"

Yes chicks rule and chicks have rules and the exciting thing is the rules are always changing.