The Dan Duran Interview.

Yesterday Dan Duran and myself played in the Jeff Lumby Celebrity Golf Classic raising money for a childrens school lunch thing.
Dan, Jeff and I have known each other for nearly 30 years and it was a good time for a great cause.
My favorite moment was when one of the guys in my foursome asked, " Do you know who our celebrity is?"
Another guy later asked me what I did at DaveFM and had I spent any time in the Military.
Anywho.
Dan stayed over last night and I decided it would be a good idea, not to mention some much needed content, to interview real celebrity, Dan Duran.

Hhdotcom: Good Morning Dan.
DanDuran: Good Morning Howard
Hhdotcom: Who do you believe was really behind 911?
DanDuran: I am working on that but have yet to nail it down.
Hhdotcom: Who are you nailing down these days?
DanDuran: Well my wife of course and I built a really nice shelf on the weekend out of old water-
bed boards.
Hhdotcom: Really?
DanDuran: Yeah.
Hhdotcom: You recently had an opportunity to interview former President Jimmy Carter, how did
he smell?
DanDuran: I didn't actually smell the man.
Hhdotcom: Did he stink? Did he smell like a peanut?
DanDuran: No discernible odors came from the man.
Hhdotcom: You slept in our spare bed last night, did you pleasure yourself?
DanDuran: (Long pause.) NO. Thanks for asking.
Hhdotcom: Are you pleasuring yourself now?
DanDuran: No. Except the coffee's good.
Hhdotcom: Dan last question. Who do you believe was behind 911?
DanDuran: Jimmy Carter, now leave me alone.