The Master Cleanse. Ever heard of it?

( I caution you that this is only my opinion. Do not do this and die because you read it here. Please.)

I am on The Master Cleanse. Randee too. Eat nothing but drink 6-10 glasses of lemon/maple syrup and cayenne pepper a day.
Basically it's a way to rid your body of toxins and clean out your system. It is not a diet although some weight loss is inevitable.
It is a fast/detox combo invented by Stanly Burroughs, that people have been doing for years with amazing results.
My pal Fraser did it and I've been thinking about doing it for some time.

The past year I've been really eating and drinking too much. Too much crap, too much beer and too many helpings.
It was time to give my system a re-boot and that's what this does.
No food for 10 days(some people do it for 20,30 or 40 days.) and then a 3-4 day weening period.

Today is day 5. I haven't eaten since last Thursday and I must say I feel fine. The first couple of days were a bit weird, I had a headache and felt a little tired, but since then it's been great.
I think the headache was from no coffee and the weirdness was from the fact that so much of our lives revolve around meals.

The lemon-aid gives you all the vitamins and nutrients your body needs and so far so good.
If you want more info on this thing here's the site.
Randee's doing well and we're trying to get through this together. She says she misses chewing. I told her I had some idea how she might take care of that but only if she chewed very gently.
(Yes that was a dick joke.)

I'll let you know how it goes but I warn you to try this at your own risk. Remember I'm not really a Doctor I just think I am.

This dude wrote a raw food book and is a Master Cleanse expert.