Late breaking OPC from on of my best Soccer Dad buds MG. He also co-coached the legendary Team Gold indoor soccer dynasty last Fall and he and my other Soccer Dad pal, GH are going skiing together next week in Whistler.
So that's who he is, now here's the joke he sent me.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of
the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for
the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last
four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had
to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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