The Leaf Love continues.

More OPC from Larry Loots.
I guess the Leafs suck-tacular season is good for something.

Toronto, Canada (REUTERS) - A seven year old boy was at the centre of an
Ontario courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence as apparently a way of life among them, the judge
took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should
have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto
Maple Leafs whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.