This just in. Dang those Leafs Suck.

"Suck they suck, oh yes those Maples suck. They suck, they suck, they suck, they suck, they su-uh-uck" (Sung to the tune of Hi Ho, Hi Ho)
Last night the giant suck-factory that is the Maple Leafs reached new lows. Fun huh?
I guess getting rid of John Jr. did the job. Can Cliff Fletcher even stay up long enough to watch the whole Festival of Suck?
No matter the whole thing will be over soon.
Mike Boon, friend and Leaf-Lover has this take. Like most Leaf Fans he refused the Blue pill and remains asleep in the bio-pod oblivious to the Matrix around him.
I admit I haven't been delighting in the Maples demise as much as I did last year.
Too easy.
Although to add insult to crappery, I noticed the Habs are just a point or two back of Ottawa!

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