Great news about next years Snow!

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Dear citezens of the GTA.
Great news.
Next year it will not snow.
What you say. No snow. How? Why? WTF?
All good questions. The reason I can safely say next years snow fall will be minimal is that I've decided to buy a snowblower.
Yes I made the decision yesterday when I begged a neighbor to let me use theirs. "Ah," I thought, this is the way to go. I can let a "machine" do all this shoveling.
So about halfway through my driveway I made the decision.
Remember yesterday afternoon? How the snow magically stopped and the sunshine shone brightly across our fruited plain?
Well that was just a taste of what to expect once I actually purchase a snow-blowing machine.
Yes the good times are just a spring/summer/fall away.


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Let's hope it works out better for you than me . I bought a snowblower this past fall just before the first snowfall.I fully expected to not have to use it. WRONG. I will say it has been a great purchase and I am glad she who must be obeyed demanded I get it.


For that I say thanks. Let's hope it works. Especially since global warming has disapointed us this year.


Reminds me of the time I got air conditioning in my house...and then we had the coldest summer on record!

I feel your pain!


Al Gore and David Suzuki will thank-you, proving them right.


Could you buy it today? Perhaps then the "wallop" they're calling for this weekend will pass us by. ;)


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