What I did on my Winter vacation.

Yeah, uh, sorry bout that.
I was away.
On March break.
I'd tell you all the stuff we did but I'm afraid that wouldn't be of any real interest to you. I mean just a bunch of personal stuff about family, fun, snowboarding and travel.
Instead, I've decided to make up a more interesting, controversial March break vacation.

March Break 08.
Day 1: We are held up by masked bandits. I think they are Mexican as they keep yelling "Ariba, Ariba." That and they are wearing Sombreros that say, "We are Mexicans!"
Day 2: After escaping the Mexicans we meet Dalton Mcguinty in a bar and get into a heated argument with him about his ridiculous policies. My 13 year old decks him, we all do tequila shots and leave.
Day 3: My wife and I meet a beautiful, sexy French girl who wants us both. We send the kids off to hunt some wild game and the three of us do all manner of nasty activities.
Day 4: In Montreal I decide I'm low on cash so I sell some of my vast stash of Meth.
Day 5: After a feast of pancakes, sausage and maple syrup, we drive our truck off the road and nap until we're rescued.
Day 6: We come back only to discover that our home has been invaded by aliens and not the kind who yell "Ariba, Ariba" and wear Sombreros.
I hope you've enjoyed this enhanced version of the best March Break ever.