Final Masters Entry prior ot TTO.

(Tiger Teeing Off!)

Okay here's a chance for you Regular Readers to ask The Masters Guru some questions.
In fact I'm so excited for the Tuna-Mint that I'll ask them for you.

RR: Why do you keep calling it a Tuna-Mint.
MG: In Georgia that's how they pronounce Tournament. Figure it out. Geez.

RR: Do you think Gary Player and other former Master's Champs should still be able to play.
MG:Good question. No and yes but only until they miss the cut by more than say 20 shots.

RR: Why does Phil smile all the time after he does something stupid like lose the U.S. Open on the last hole.
MG:Because he's Bat-Shit crazy. Nice boobs though.

RR: What will it take for Tiger to lose?
MG:If they cancel the Tuna-MInt...or he putts like crap.

RR: Does Mike Weir have a chance.
MG:Yes if the course dries out, no if he can't find the center of any of his clubs.

RR: Finally don't you think it's weird that you have a Tiger Woods bobble-head, Wheaties box and TW collector series golf balls?
MG: What part of that do you think is weird?

RR:Well you're a semi-grown man who...
MG:Who are you calling semi-grown!

RR: It's just that it must strike you as odd with all this Tiger Woods hero worship...
MG:I will strike you if you keep throwing around Tigers name in that manner.

RR: I didn't meant to upset you it's just that Tiger is just a golfer and the Masters is just a golf tournament.
MG:(Staring and blinking). You sir have crossed the line. (Picks up Bobble-head and hugs it.)
Don't worry TW that bad man doesn't mean anything by it.

RR:I'll uh, just leave now.
MG:(Rocking back and forth and moaning)