The Men Commandments...revisited

I' know this thing has been around for a bit but it's dang funny and you may want to check it out again.
I was reminded of the "The Things a man should and should never do" when I read about a Radio dude in the States who is actually turning these into a book. (Wow I hate when Radio guys do books, don't you?)
Here are a few of the Men Commandments.
-Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
-Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
-If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
-Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
-No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.

Here's the rest here. Enjoy.