FAQ'S

I haven't done the FAQ bit in a while and I don't think this dead horse is beaten yet.
For a little background on this Hysterical HH bit read this.

Are you back? Then Let us begin with some HH Dot Com Frequently Asked Questions.

I hear you're bored, is that true? By bored do you mean ready to take a gig at The Weed Man, then yes.
Do you know anything about weeds? No. Wait yes. Weeds are bad. Weed is good.
How do you pass the time these days? I stare at my reflection and wonder "What the hell does it all mean?" Then I nap.
Are you serious? No are you?
How would you describe your state of mind? Octagon shaped. Occasionally triangular with some lace piping.
Are you able to spend more time with your family. Only when I'm not staring and napping. I spend a lot of time driving my daughters to things and giving them money. I'm like a ATM on wheels.
Are you being funny. No are you?
One last question. Did you lose the required weight to have your hernia operation? By lose do you mean gain?
So are you having your hernia fixed. Yes. My neighbor's going to do it.
When do you plan to lose the extra pounds? Just a soon as fries stop tasting so good. Gravy too. And when the Mandarin shuts down.

Posted by Humble on May 7, 2007 @ 22:11 | Permalink

This American Life.
Check it out you'll dig it.
It's a different style of Radio/Television/Podcast that is unique. Very un-American sounding.
Almost a CBC-ish type of show that has a very neat sound.
I listened to the latest show for the first time and it was captivating. An interview with
Astronauts about what they do when they're not in space and a guy that offers lottery winners money and they guy that plays The PC on those Apple commercials.
Very interesting.
For a long time, This American Life was only a radio show, one with a hard-to-describe sound, millions of listeners, and a bunch of awards. Then, after more than a decade on the radio, we started the television show, mostly because it seemed like it might be fun. We continue to produce the weekly radio show, which can be heard on more than 500 public radio stations around the country (find a station near you) as well as on this website, through our free podcast. The television show is on the Showtime network.

This American Life here.

Posted by Humble on April 11, 2007 @ 21:59 | Permalink

In our continuing effort to improve customer relations here at HH.com, I think it's important that all readers be up to speed and feel right at home with the content and so-called "humour"
Here are the archived Q+A's.
Here too.
If you have any questions send them to Humble@Humblehoward.com.

Once again more FAQ's.

How long have you been out of work? Shut up.
Okay, are you looking for work now? By looking do you mean going to hot yoga classes with my wife?
No. Then no.
Do you have a lot of projects on the go? Yes. I'm writing a movie based on my life as a Morning Man called "The Suckshank Redemption. I'm also writing a self-help book called The Secret Under-arm Deodorant. As well I've recently given birth to an imaginary baby named Rex.
Ha Ha, was that some of your "humour?" Yes. Everything except the baby.
Do you miss being on the Radio? No but I miss being inside it.
Will you ever be on TV again. Yes but only the one at my house.
Aren't you ever serious? Yes. Here this is my serious face.
You look like your making a bowel movement. That's my serious face. Here it is again.
Are you making a bowel movement? No. Don't be absurd.
Where are you going? I, uh have to go change Rex.

Posted by Humble on March 27, 2007 @ 08:55 | Permalink