My pal Dan Duran sent me this video called the BobCat Square Dance.
It is very odd and long, much like him.
Enjoy. I wouldn't recommend the entire 8 minutes unless your really bored.
I heard from an old friend Diane the other day and she mentioned that this video reminded her of out dog Tucker. Who loves to hump inanimate objects. Who doesn't?
My pal Marc G sent me this little tidbit just days away from the launch of the Apple Iphone in Canada.
Now I've been ranting about wanting an Iphone for a while, as many of you know but I'm stuck with Bell so I was thinking there would be no touch-phone magic for me.
Apparently I was wrong.
Hello BlackBerry Touch thingy.
Hello Howierd.
Say hello to my little friend...the BlackBerry Thunder.
How cool is that? The images reveal an interface that is heavily based on the current BlackBerry software but includes an iPhone-like category picker for music, video, recording, and similar features but also has a more visual album browser and a full-screen video player. Read the rest of the joy here.
My much-older-brother David sent me this YouTubery and it is much appreciated.
Thanks Dave.
Dave had a very good sense of humour for a guy with a very Big Brain.
Have a look and a laugh.
Hello fellow booze lovers.
Hello Howard.
My pal Kim sent me a little OPC and I thought I'd pass it on to you in case you were wondering why drinking alcohol is better for you than water.
True man.
To my friends and family who enjoy a glass of wine...
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
...HhDotcom people.
I've been working on a few different things lately and it's nice to hear from some RR(Regular Readers) who are helping out with the content fulfillment.
Mitch L is one of my best content providers and he sent me this bizarre bit of video fun.
And you think your commute sucks....
Thanks to my buddy and Uber Broadcaster Bruce Barker for helping me buy some Steely Dan Tix. Bruce knows everybody and he hooked me up with his contact and I got to purchase some sweet Steely Dan tix for the Rama Show in early July.
This will be my first visit to Casino Rama and my second time seeing the band.
Thanks BB, as you know you're the best.
....and he's bursting with OPC.
My Pal TR has been quiet this past Winter, he usually bombards me with content, which I love(less for me to do)but I hadn't heard from him for a while.
It seems he'd been sending me stuff but it was bouncing back. Well we figured out why and now
the Thom Roberts OPC can once again flow unfettered by the vagrancies of the internet.
Let's celebrate the return of TR with some fart humour.
Enjoy.
assures me this is hy-freaking-sterical.
I'm not a Lost fan but if you are prepare to laff your ass off. (And of course be courteous and pick it up again.)
For you non-Lost fans, like me, you will be pausing it for this ravishing creature named Evangeline Lilly. If she can spell her name I will say that she is a Vaginius.
I couldn't find this on the YouTube but click here and enjoy.
My pal Stinky likes to send over some OPC from time to time and in these days of Cat-Training videos and 1 hour drives into the city each way every day, it's good to have some extra hands helping out.
This is a video of a pin piercing a balloon as seen through a high-speed camera. Amazing as the balloon disappears from around the water.
Another fine time waster for you, your family and friends.
I mentioned in the post below that Dan Duran is only hours away from turning 50.
Be sure to remind him frequently today and tomorrow.
He was kind enough to send me some freaky Japanese English language videos.
Very strange and beguiling.
Yes I said beguiling.
Have a look when you get a minute.
You will never think of diarrhea the same way again.
Enjoy.
(I have no idea why "P-low: The skillfull Abbot" keeps flashing across the screen.)
Dan also sent me this clip of a poor guy reporting on the very dangerous sport of tobogganing.
Dan apparently has a little extra time on his hands now that he is nearly 50 and can no longer remember what he was doing so he keeps sending me more stuff.
Thanks Grandpa Dan.
....And a SHC.(Smoking Hot Chick)
This is from my buddy Ricky P and it's all I have to post this morning.
I'm running late and I have 3 cat-training videos to edit.
I don't know if this video is old or what, I just know it's funny and it features this amazing looking women walking around in a bathing suit!
Enjoy.
Dan Duran sent me this and Its is wicked cool.
I've often wondered if I could land my plane on a road or highway but this is off the hook!
(Yes I said "off the hook" just like a teenager!)
I got this from my pal Stinky. Very interesting.
This is an awareness test.
This is only a test and not to be used for purposes of gambling or games of chance. (Okay that last part was just stupid but I'm leaving it in anyway.)
My work pal Thom R who is devious, funny and has a skewed view at the best of times, sent me this sweet piece of OPC.(Other peoples content.)
It's rapper Coolio's cooking show.
In this episode, Coolio cooks spinach. Spinach!
Check it out. Yeah check it.
Jim Breuer is one funny comic.
I've seen him from time to time and he's got a real down to earth style and is easy to listen to.
You'll dig this bit that Ricky P sent me about how liquor parties in your stomach.
Enjoy responsibly.
Dan Duran may be a suave, debonair, movie-actor/newscaster but in reality he is an egg-head.
His real name should be Norbert or something.
He looks like this...
But he should really look like this...
I say this having known Dan/Norbert for nearly 30 years. We "got small" and watched a lot of Star Trek together, I've listened to him explain all manner of nerdlinger things to me and most recently he sent this. How to Charger you Ipod with an Onion! Very nerdy but informative.
Thank you Norbert.
I was a Dan Duran's house Friday night and ate the Best Food I've ever had prepared at someone actual home. Unbelievable Thai cuisine concocted by the ravishing Duran spousal unit Jackie D. (Boons wife's Lasagna was the best Lasagna I've ever had period! But that was Saturday)
The next day DD sends me some OPC of me. I'd forgotten I'd done this bit for the National Post's Love and Sex issue. They shot a bunch of Toronto folk and I was one of them and then posted then video's online.
I don't have the embed yet but here's the link. Please don't be frightened by my strange looks especially the little lip boo boo I was nursing at the time of the shoot.
Dan D sent me some nice OPC and according to my pals Kelly and Thom(Comedy Gods) this is so first week of Feb.
Whatever.
Very funny Sarah Silverman thing.
More OPC from Larry Loots.
I guess the Leafs suck-tacular season is good for something.
Toronto, Canada (REUTERS) - A seven year old boy was at the centre of an
Ontario courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence as apparently a way of life among them, the judge
took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should
have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto
Maple Leafs whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.
My pal Sandi O sent me this.
Some snowstorm funnies.
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Dan Duran sent me this clip of a University acapella group grooving on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Why? Well my pal DD loves to sing and in fact is part of his church choir.
Did you know that?
Dan, like his father before him has a fine voice and loves to open up and wail.
Dan is blessed with many talents not the least of which is putting his sperm to good use in the form of my God-Son.
Enjoy a little OPC courtesy of Dan Duroo.
Late breaking OPC from on of my best Soccer Dad buds MG. He also co-coached the legendary Team Gold indoor soccer dynasty last Fall and he and my other Soccer Dad pal, GH are going skiing together next week in Whistler.
So that's who he is, now here's the joke he sent me.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of
the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for
the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last
four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had
to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Mitch-L sent me this fine piece of OPC and I thought I'd share it.
Ever flick a rubber band at someone?
Well I wouldn't try it with this guy. "...The 24-barrel, tripod-mountable monster , lovingly known as the Disintegrator, was rather amazingly hand-carved and assembled by Anthony Smith of the UK, who spent four months on the ambitious build. Unlike your dinky little six-shooter, this model boasts a 288-band capacity and 40-round-per-second firing capability, making it one of the most dangerous weapons to remain unbanned..."
Tim M and me been buddies now for a few years and yet we mainly communicate through e-mails and phone calls.
He is one of those dudes who has the "Big Guys" ear and I like the fact that he puts a good word in for me once in a while.
Tim teaches school and is so danged optimistic it's a bit frightening!
He sent me this.
Check it out propeller heads.
Tis the Season for funny Hebrew Videos. Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, ....
My pal Jason GetyourOJ sent in a pretty funny Hebe video, perfect for the Holiday/Latke season.
What do us Jewish peeps do on Jesus' Birthday you ask?
Well we eat Chinese food and go to movies.
It's true.
When I was in Regina taping The Debaters I met this very funny lady named Deb Kimmett. She is a great storyteller/improviser/speaker and hanging with her was one of the weekends highlights for me. We've been e-mailing a bit since we've been back and I thought I'd give you a little bit of Deb's OPC.(Part of her demo, actually.)
Apparently she and Judy Croon are going to be at some comedy club in Kingston this weekend. Do yourself a favor thousand Island people check these funny babes out.
My old pal Gord Robson is making it happen for me lately in the form of some nice OPC.
Work is definitely getting in the way of my blog. (Sorry Hhdotcompeeps, daddy has to feed the other kids.)
Gord sent me this "stat" on winter driving.
A winter statistic
98% OF CANADIANS SAY "OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."11111
This entry combines a couple of my favorite things and one of my fav contributors.
A YouTube clip suggested by Tim M giving us some nice OPC. (Other People's Content!)
Thank Tim.
Enjoy the Beer Bottle Symphony.
I'm directing a full days video shoot today and I have to leave the house at 7am. Have a great weekend. In the meantime...
Here is a little OPC from Dan Duran.
It's pretty cool link and contains just enough DD quirkiness.
(Click on the link.)
Secondly.
My pal Gary D sent me this farting thing. Farting will always be funny. Unless you're a chick.
(Although some chicks think farting is funny. Just not my chick. She thinks it's disgusting when I fart. I on the other feel a deep sense of relief that I can only describe as spirtual!) Jurassic Fart.
Enjoy.
My buddy Thom R from DHL sent me some nice OPC.
Thom is a slightly deranged fellow who has a grown up job but still finds time to send me stuff from time to time.
This came with the headline:"Do you know what Santa looks like in the Summer?"
Be afraid, be very afraid. (Btw he's holding a bird. Took me a while to figure that out. Like you , I was too mesmerized by his gut/ball-sack combo.)
Buddy Mitch L sent me this YouTubery that is really hard to watch. Then it gets easier cause it's so ridiculously bad.
Some pageant contestants talent portion where she plays a trumpet solo over the Star Wars theme.
No I'm not making that up.
Truly a classic.
Enjoy.
Dan Duran is sending this around and it provided me with 2 things.
1) About 15 minutes of distraction from actually doing anything constructive.
2) About 15 minutes of aggravation.
Try and solve the problem. I'll post the answer in the comment section of the entry.
I'll tell you now it's not 9618.
-There is a bus with 7 Girls
-Each girl carries 7 bags
-Inside each bag there are 7 cats
-Every cat has 7 kittens
-All cats have 4 legs each
Question: How many legs are in the bus?
My pal Thom R has a grown up job, but is one of Hhdotcom's most prolific purveyor of Others People's Content.
He sent me this recently and I thought I'd pass it along.
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left
the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
Super Regular Reader Jason P gave me the heads up on some sweet OPC.
The deal is some guy gets a bunch of clips of Hank Hill from King of the Hill and then calls some sad unsuspecting twerps.
I always thought morning shows that did this (Hey It's Arnold Schwarzenegger calling...) were lame but hey the people like this crap and I don't have a morning show anymore, so what do I know.
Just search YouTube for Hank Hill prank calls. I did.
Have a listen.
Gary D checked in this week with a nice piece of OPC and it is much appreciated.
Especially now that I actually have some "grown-up" work to do.
You may have seen this but it's worth a second look.
You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.
It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.
On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 10 miles, has become very popular . . You start calculating the distance to the plane door...and wonder .
"Do I feel lucky today?"
Dan Duran who like all things odd, contributes this bit of Other People's Content.
Thanks Dan.
Soccer Mom sent in some dirty stuff. Yeah that's my girl!
My pal Soccer Mom sent me some nice OPC.(Other peoples content.)
Thanks Toni.
Coach Coach,
not that I would normally encourage this but I really
do think your male reads of the blog will enjoy this
if they have yet to discover it.
So I can't sleep and I am flipping around on the TV
when I go past SPIKE which is an intersting channel at
the best of times but tonight they have a show called
Manswers
The topics last night were the best place to get shot
and the best size boob and best beer for getting
chicks drunk. It was actually funny
My pal Stinky, (Who actually smells pretty good...) sent me this Leaf joke. I seemed to remember hearing it a while ago but no matter, it is still funny.
Not as funny as blowing another 2 goal lead and losing for the 3rd time in 10 days.
Yeah man the Tradition of Suckagge that Unites us all!
Enjoy.
And thanks Sinky for some nice OPC.(Other peoples content.)
A mans body was discovered, early this morning, floating face down in Toronto Harbour by a man out for a jog.
Police are mystified at how the man's body wound up in the lake but assumed he had been participating is some kind
of outlandish activity, since he was wearing fish net stockings, a garter and bra under a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey .
He had copious amounts of a red lipstick on his lips and tan foundation on his face. Police were really puzzled
when the coroner discovered the body also had a cucumber inserted into the anus.
To spare the family any further embarrassment, a spokesperson for the Toronto Police Service said that they had
removed the Leafs Jersey
