The Slime That Men Do

The Slime That Men Do is funny, strange and sometimes sad, but always entertaining, and something that many women and not a few men will relate to.

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About the Author
Humble Howard, co-author: I hosted a fundraising initiative for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation. It was a blast -- I met so many brave, amazing, and inspiring people -- and it made me want to do more. When I started gathering stories for this book, many women contributed to it knowing the proceeds would be supporting an important cause. I'm proud to be doing something that will hopefully make a difference.

Some SLIME Samples

West Coast Slime.

- Twila Allen
I was living in Vancouver several years ago, and one night my girlfriends and I were out on the town. We met a group of firemen at one bar, and we ended up partying with them until closing time. We decided to share a cab home and when we pulled up in front of my door, one gentleman asked for my number, which I gave him. He promptly disappeared off the face of the earth. Them's the breaks, I figured.

About a month later, around 8pm, there's a knock on my door and sure enough, there is Mr. Wonderful, fresh from a rugby game and covered head to toe in mud. FIREMEN ARE BOLD.

He apologizes profusely and explains that his father had passed away, he went overseas for her funeral and in the meantime he had lost my number. He was in the neighborhood for a match, and decided to pop by and make amends. REALLY.

Apology accepted, and we made plans to go out that weekend. Then he says, "Do you mind if I use your bathroom before I go?" "Sure," I say. About a minute later I hear MY SHOWER running!! But wait, it gets even better:

I'm standing in my hallway, absolutely stunned, when out he strolls in a towel, explaining that he pulled a thigh muscle and he could really use a rubdown. FIREMEN CAN BE VERY BOLD.

I'm not kidding! I spent just a wee moment taking in the view (OK, he was gorgeous) and then I told him to get dressed, get out and not bother coming back.

I'm not sure which grossed me out more: his slimy behavior, or the thought that this little gig must have WORKED with other women and he thought it would work with me, too. Needless to add, I took every cleaning product I had and scrubbed down my bathroom!

THE SLIME THAT SOME FIREMEN DO

SHORTEST SLIME EVER

- ANON
For my birthday, he bought me a pack of cigarettes-the small pack.-and two of them were missing.

THE SLIME THAT CHEAP SMOKERS DO

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