Slime

The Slime that Men do is still for sale.
Either on this site at Chapters or here.
A wonderful Holiday gift for the Slime-Er or Slime-EE on your list.

Recently someone sent me new Slime.
Slime Story:

Just found your site Howard, excellent.......my ex-husband,
believe it or not, use to fart in front of my mother then ask her to guess
what he had for lunch!

Posted by Humble on November 26, 2007 @ 08:49 | Permalink

Hey I'm back in the Oakville Beaver. The Beaver has always been a friend and once again they've done a little thing on me.
This time for The Slime Thing.
Hey the Beaver's nice. Thank you Beaver. Who among can honestly say a bad word about The Beaver.
I can't. I wouldn't even try.
Check out the article and very bizarre picture of me HERE.

This is the picture in case the link is down. I really am very strange looking dude.

Posted by Humble on February 15, 2007 @ 06:47 | Permalink | Comments (2)

What better way to show that special someone you care than The Slime That Men Do?

Rose? Too expensive.
Flowers? Old school.
A book about Slimy Guy behavior including a whole chapter dedicated to Stupid Cupid stories?
That's the ticket.
And some money goes to the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.
Do it.

Today I'll be signing copies of this Valentines Must-Have at:

Chapters Festival Hall-Noon -2:45
World’s Biggest Bookstore -3:00 to 5:45.

Sunday at Noon – Yorkdale Mall
Sunday at 3pm – Bayview Village

Posted by Humble on February 10, 2007 @ 09:15 | Permalink | Comments (1)

I was Googling the Slime That Men Do to check on some Google Ads I've been running and I cam across this blog.
I am fascinated at the reaction the book has gotten from weird Men's organizations that hate me for publishing it to this.
Have a look around this blog awhile. Interesting reading from Life as a House!

Posted by Humble on February 3, 2007 @ 11:06 | Permalink | Comments (3)

The Slime That Men Do. A funny little book...maybe you've heard of it? Hmm.
This weekend Randee and I will take our show on the road to the National Bridal Show in Toronto.

Oh baby this is the big one.
Friday 5pm-10....Saturday 10am-9pm and Sunday from 10am-6pm.
Drop by our booth for some Slimy gummy worms and a chance to win a DVD player. Yes a whole DVD player for those of you who can't come up with your own $37.50.
I'd love to see you, and sign your book. In fact I'd love to sign 10 books for you.

Posted by Humble on January 23, 2007 @ 09:15 | Permalink

Yes the Slime That Men Do is going to a wedding show. A big one.
The Hamilton-Halton Spring Wedding Show this weekend at the Hamilton Convention Center.

A wedding show with a book about Slimy men?
Yes, strange but think about it. Who goes to wedding shows? That's right plenty of chicks.
Sure they're all about the Fairly Tale "Oh my guys not a Slime-Ball..."
But what about their friends. The Brides Maids. Surely they could use a laugh now that the Bride is off to Fairly land and they'll be left behind.
We're marketing it as a great Jack and Jill/Shower gift and I encourage any bride/mom/bride-friend ect, to buy 5 or 6 at a time..you won't be sorry.

Posted by Humble on January 2, 2007 @ 08:03 | Permalink | Comments (1)

This dude Jason Patterson has been a good pal of The Humble and Fred show and has always stuck up for us when it wasn't always popular to do so. Come to think of it when was anything associated with us "Popular?"

Anyhow, JP has done me a nice turn by reviewing The Slime That Men Do.
Check it out here and then buy it here.

Yes soon it will be Christmas-Slime.

Posted by Humble on December 22, 2006 @ 08:18 | Permalink | Comments (2)

All right, the last week before Christmas and I'm still doing promo for The Slime That Men Do.
(Yes it does make a lovely last minute gift for that special someone on your list. Imagine the smiles and joy on Xmas morn when your loved one unwraps the slime. Do it. You know you want to.)

Tonight I'll be back on the Mighty CKTB with Larry Fedoruk.

Last time we had many stupid laughs and I'm sure if you listen between 5-6pm you'll hear more of the same.

Wednesday I may be back on with the super talented Andrew Krystal on News 95.7 in Halifax.

Thursday morning I'm hanging with one of the nicest good-guys in the business...Bruce Barker.
In all of Radio I've never met anyone who had a bad word to say about Barks and with good reason. He is genuinely a decent, talented guy...probably too good!
Check him out at Cam Fm.

Finally, Thursday night I'll be on with Jim Richards.

He's just plain funny and that's that. I wonder if he knows who'll replace Bill Carroll. Maybe he'll tell me and then swear me to secrecy and then if I tell he'll hunt me down and get all medieval on me. Or not.
I can't wait to do the Jim show whether I sell book one from it or not. He's one of those RB guys along with Caroll and Moore than make it tough to turn the radio off.

Wow. Like I've said before, I'm pretty busy for a guy with no gig.

Posted by Humble on December 19, 2006 @ 07:48 | Permalink | Comments (1)